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Tessa
118 articles in this category
The first clue was the oatmeal. I pulled the canister box out of the pantry one Sunday in October and the bottom corner was chewed into lace. Then I opened the utensil drawer and found what looked like a sprinkle of black rice behind the spatulas. I closed the drawer, stood there for a second, … Read more
The first winter in this house, the water heater in my basement started making a noise like someone dropping gravel into a popcorn machine. Every time the burner kicked on: pop, crackle, pop. My neighbor Dale leaned on the doorframe, listened for maybe five seconds, and said, “That’s sediment. When did anybody last flush it?” … Read more
My friend Marisol called me on a Sunday in October with her coat on inside the house. The oil boiler in the basement of her 1926 duplex had quit for the third time in two winters, and the tech who came out said it was time. She had one quote on the fridge for $8,900 … Read more
The tech who told me my air conditioner was done also handed me a second price I hadn’t asked for. “If you do the furnace at the same time, I can knock some off.” So I left that August afternoon with two numbers on a clipboard: $7,900 for the AC and $13,400 for both. That … Read more
Three companies left door hangers on my porch the same week in September. One said $79. One said $129. The third didn’t list a price at all, just a photo of a smiling guy in a truck and the words “Fall Comfort Check.” I had just paid for a furnace repair two winters earlier that … Read more
The smell showed up first. Our mini split lives in the room over the garage, the one we turned into an office and guest room, and one July afternoon it started blowing air that smelled like a gym bag left in a hot car. Two weeks later a thin line of water ran down the … Read more
My dad called on a Sunday in January and opened with “the furnace is running but it isn’t doing anything.” I could hear it behind him. A low hum, a click, then nothing, then the hum again. His thermostat said 58. By the time I got there with a space heater in the back seat, … Read more
The alarm went off at 2:40 in the morning during the second night of a March rainstorm. It is a small plastic box plugged in next to the pit, and it makes a sound like a smoke detector that is angry at you personally. I went down the basement stairs in socks, which was a … Read more
The back bedroom was the one nobody wanted. In January you could stand in the doorway and feel the temperature drop, like walking into a walk-in cooler at a grocery store. My daughter started sleeping in a hoodie. I blamed the window for a whole winter. The window was fine. The trouble was the attic … Read more
The inspector was in my crawl space for about twenty minutes. When he came out, he had cobwebs in his hair and a flashlight in his teeth, and he said the four words every new homeowner dreads: “You’ve got some tubes.” Mud tubes. Pencil-width tunnels of dirt running up the block foundation to the sill … Read more
The second year, the same sweep handed me an invoice for $180 and I assumed she had made a mistake. The year before, the visit had been $425. Same chimney, same woman, same ladder leaning on the same gutter. She had not made a mistake. There was almost nothing in the flue to remove. Chimney … Read more
It was 14 degrees on a Sunday morning in February, and the outdoor unit at the house before this one looked like somebody had packed it in a snow cone. A solid shell of ice over the coil. The fan was still turning inside it, scraping, and the thermostat said AUX HEAT in little orange … Read more
